IN THE NEWS: The "Dog" to do some "splaining" tonight

As I predicted, Duane "The Dog" Chapman will appear on Larry King Live to explain his racist rant, which was caught on tape. The interview will appear tonight. Larry King's shows seems to be a must-appear for anyone caught making racist, homophobic or other socially unacceptable comments. In other news, there is speculation that the Dog's son leaked the audiotape to The National Enquirer for $15,000!